I’M GOING TO NEED YOU TO JUST STOP!
THERE’S A NEW MINISTRY OPENING:
“SIT DOWN SOME WHERE”
I’m going to propose new ministries for the body of Christ. Like for the one’s that NEVER need to walk in the church during regular walking times like everyone else.
- They wait as soon as everyone is sitting,
- OR when someone starts talking to go to the bathroom, that’s located the furthest from where they are.
- Or the person that refuses to give their announcement to the “announcer” and as soon as they say “this concludes our announcements for today, please govern yourselves accordingly” this person raises their hand and says “Uh, pastor before we move on. I have an announcement I need to make.”
DRUM ROLL PLEASE….
You have been nominated to be a part of the “SIT DOWN SOME WHERE” Ministry.
No rehearsals are needed, no special place to sit and no uniform necessary.
The only requirement is that when it’s not appropriate to be up please SIT DOWN SOME WHERE!!
YOURS TRULY,
COMEDIAN NIKITA B #BIAS
